welcome to the tales of our crazy life
I started this blog in April 2006 because I don't want to forget a single second of this awesome life. Why a blog? Because I'm a slacker. That's why.
Baby books? I'd actually have to find a pen. Have you SEEN my house? (Shhhhhhht...NOT a question). Scrapbooking? Puh-lease. When you can add six more hours in the day MAYBE we'll talk about it. I do like to sleep. Occasionally.
Talent Show
The Ruler entered the school talent show for the second year in a row. She taught her friend Jacy one of the dances she learned in her hip hop class at Paco Dance Academy. They made some changes to the choreography, practiced every day at recess and after even met up to practice after school one day and well...they pretty much killed it!
We're so proud of the girls. And thanks to our friend Leo who taped the performance for us!
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 | Labels: dance, rilee, school | 0 Comments
Who Cares
It literally brought me to tears. I'm so in love with this girl and so proud of the confident individual she has become.
This little girl will change the world. I have no doubt about it.
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 | Labels: rilee | 0 Comments
Dear Mr. Buddy
Roo has officially watched every episode of every season of Cake Boss. And now she's written a letter to Buddy Valastro. I'm so proud of this girl. Her wheels are always turning and she's completely fearless with her dreams.
If Buddy doesn't write her back I may have to make a trip to Carlo's Bakery in Hoboken.
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 | Labels: cake boss, rilee | 0 Comments
Overheard
LU : Sissy, I'm gonna cover this cake with white fondant.
ROO : No, you need to dirty ice it with buttercream first.
Cake Boss, much, girls?
via NY Daily News
Sunday, February 26, 2012 | Labels: lucee, rilee | 0 Comments
Roo Project 366 - Week 4
Monday, January 30, 2012 | Labels: rilee, rilee project 366 | 0 Comments
Roo Project 366 - Week 3
Sunday, January 22, 2012 | Labels: rilee, rilee project 366 | 0 Comments
Roo Project 366 - Week 2
Sunday, January 15, 2012 | Labels: rilee, rilee project 366 | 0 Comments
Roo Project 366 - Week 1
Sunday, January 15, 2012 | Labels: rilee, rilee project 366 | 0 Comments
The Love Letter to End All Love Letters
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 | Labels: mom, rilee | 0 Comments
Acsadets Happen
Saturday, September 10, 2011 | Labels: lucee, rilee | 0 Comments
Differences
Roo to Lu : The smell from your botox is disgusting.
Dear Roo,
There's a big difference between botox and buttocks.
This is botox.
(image via hot celebrity)
That disgusting smell you just got a whiff of came from your sister's buttocks.
Hope that clears the air. Pun intended.
Love,
Mom
Wednesday, August 24, 2011 | Labels: farts, lucee, rilee | 0 Comments
Where's Tim Gunn When I Need Him?
Chris and I couldn't possibly pick the winner and I seem to have misplaced Tim Gunn's number. (DESIIIIIIIIIIGNNNERSSS...)
So...Roo asked me to blog their designs and get our readers to vote for their favorite. (Does my girl know how to work the internet or what?)
Monday, August 01, 2011 | Labels: lucee, rilee, tim gunn | 0 Comments
A Hardened Criminal
Roo and her daddy have a new game they like to play. Roo rides her bike up and down the street while Daddy pretends to be a police officer. Here's the latest citation she received.
Friday, July 01, 2011 | Labels: dad, rilee | 0 Comments
Pool Time
What happens when a photographer mom asks her swimming kids to stop and pose for a picture at the pool?
Thursday, June 09, 2011 | Labels: lucee, rilee | 0 Comments
Trick Rider
I'm so proud of The Ruler. This girl is fearless on a bike. She came up with this on her own and just as she finished she said, "Hey, Mama! Next I wanna try standing on my handlebars, okay?"
I gave her the green light but encouraged her to wait until her paramedic father was around to try that one.
Monday, May 16, 2011 | Labels: rilee | 0 Comments
Carnies
Tonight we hit the school carnival. And we all know my peeps never miss their chance to cheese it up for the camera.
Friday, May 13, 2011 | Labels: dad, lucee, rilee, school | 0 Comments
These Days Won't Last Forever
Just before we put the girls in the shower Lu asked the question I hope she never stops asking, "Do we have to go to Grandma's?"
"Yeah, we'd rather stay home with you guys tonight," said Roo.
There was no discussion. No debate. No doubt. My kids WANT to hang out with me. And I'm going to make it happen for I know it won't be long until we're the LAST people they want to spend their Saturday nights with. But I'm not quite ready to talk about that yet.
So, for now, we're enjoying those two little squirts who still think we're cool.
- artwork
- beer
- birthdays
- cake boss
- cats
- dad
- daddy
- dance
- dogs
- embarrasing moments
- family traditions
- farts
- fire station
- friends
- giveaway
- grandma
- grandpa
- ice cream
- loose tooth
- lucee
- lucee project 366
- mom
- parenting is hard
- prayers
- rilee
- rilee project 366
- school
- sports
- taco bell
- thoughts
- throw up
- tim gunn
- toilets butts and boogers
- traditions
- videos
- when i grow up
- wylie




































