welcome to the tales of our crazy life

I'm Heather. I'm over-caffeinated, under appreciated and constantly amused by these two crazy peeps we call our daughters.

I started this blog in April 2006 because I don't want to forget a single second of this awesome life. Why a blog? Because I'm a slacker. That's why.

Baby books? I'd actually have to find a pen. Have you SEEN my house? (Shhhhhhht...NOT a question). Scrapbooking? Puh-lease. When you can add six more hours in the day MAYBE we'll talk about it. I do like to sleep. Occasionally.


Dear Diary...

The Lu called out to me from the bathroom as she often does and this was the conversation that would follow.

LU: Maaaaaaaaaaaahmmmmmm! Can you come wipe my bum?

ME: Lucee Olivia! You are almost five years old. You are fully capable of wiping your own bum.

LU: Buuuuuuuuuut, Maaaaaaaaaaaahmmmmmm! IIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HELP! I peed and pooped at the same time. I think I have diary.

Dear Diary, would you please go wipe my kid's ass?

Sincerely,
Heather

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