We find some interesting things stashed under The Ruler's pillow at night. Old cell phones. Pictures she's drawn. Old birthday cards. From three years ago. Dora money. Plastic high heel shoes. Her favorite headband. Mostly things she loves and doesn't want her sister to mess with, but some of those things are a little on the lumpy side. Don't ask me how the heck she sleeps like that.

Tonight as I'm tucking her in she says, "Mom, look who's under my pillow tonight." She lifted the pillow to reveal a Batman figurine, that came from Godknowswhere. I said, "Ah, it's Batman," and she replied with, "Yes, mother. I wish to marry him."