the adventures of ROO and LU: Serious as a Heart Attack

welcome to the tales of our crazy life

I'm Heather. I'm over-caffeinated, under appreciated and constantly amused by these two crazy peeps we call our daughters.

I started this blog in April 2006 because I don't want to forget a single second of this awesome life. Why a blog? Because I'm a slacker. That's why.

Baby books? I'd actually have to find a pen. Have you SEEN my house? (Shhhhhhht...NOT a question). Scrapbooking? Puh-lease. When you can add six more hours in the day MAYBE we'll talk about it. I do like to sleep. Occasionally.

Serious as a Heart Attack

While surveying the latest assortment of Shrek toys at McDonald's Roo says, "My mother would have a HEART ATTACK if I borrowed a real live donkey from the fair." And I cannot put enough emphasis on how much emphasis she put on the words "HEART ATTACK". They were long, drawn out, louder than the rest of her words and said with such seriousness.

That was followed by a, "My mother would have a HEART ATTACK if I went to W-A-L-M-A-R-T by myself," as she looked out the window at the Wal-Mart sign and spelled it out to me.

And that was followed by, "But, I don't really know what a heart attack is." Even thought she had no idea what she was really saying she was....well, serious as a HEART ATTACK.